Secret Jewish Space Laser
Designed by Lazar Wolf and launched in 5780 from a secret base behind a Lower East Side deli, the Jewish Space Laser conducts orbital missions to smite anti-Semitic tropes and sabotage conspiracy theorists.
Now, you can carry a tchotchke-sized scale model of this very real and not at all fake satellite weapon which definitely exists. 50% of profits from this product will be donated to candidates and organizations working to defeat QAnon supporters running for Congress.
• 1/400 Scale Model
• Not suitable for children
• Do not stare into the beam of this laser
• This laser pointer is appropriate for use with pets